Democrat Convention Schedule
Saturday, 27 August  2016

11:15 AM

Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention.
Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.

2:30 PM

Group Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants.

4:00 PM

Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
Sponsored by CNN

4:15 PM

Address on "Being the Real You"
Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and   Caitlyn Jenner

4:30 PM

"How to Bank $200 Million as a
public Servant and claim to be broke"
Hillary Clinton

4:45 PM

“How to have a successful career   without ever having a job; and   still avoid paying taxes!
A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson

5:00 PM

Medals of Freedom presentation to   Army deserter Bo Berghdal
Baltimore Looters

5:30 PM

Invitation-only Autograph Session   Souvenir photographs of Hillary and   Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia

5:45 PM

Tribute to All of the 57 States
Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi

6:00 PM

General vote on praising Baltimore rioters,   and on using the terminology
"Alternative Shoppers" instead of "Looters"

7:30 PM

Announcement of VP Nominee   Chris Stevens, with a quick rebuttal and withdrawal when Hillary realizes he’s   someone she got killed in Benghazi

8:30 PM

The White House "Semantics Committee"
Meeting   General vote on re-branding
"Muslim Terrorism" as
"Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance"

9:00 PM

“Liberal Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you” Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, PBS, the Washington Post and the New York Times
with Guest Speaker, Brian Williams

9:15 PM

Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters
still incarcerated at GITMO
Michael Moore

9:45 PM

Personal Finance Seminar -
"Businesses Don't Create Jobs"
Hillary Clinton

10:00 PM

Group Condemnation of Bitter Gun Owners.

10:30 PM

Ceremonial “We Surrender” Waving of the
White Flag to Afghanistan, Russia, and ISIS.

11:00 PM

Short film, "Setting Up Your Own Illegal
Email Server While Serving in A
Cabinet Post and How to Pretend
It's No Big Deal"
Hosted by Hillary Clinton

11:30 PM

Official Nomination of Hillary
Bill Maher and Chris Matthews