The Life & Times Of Russia The Cat
The cat's name is Russia but she's not a "White
Russian....she's a "White Panther".
Russia is a cat that belongs to a friend of mine who
I have been tricked into taking care of (for 8 years now). I have considered
using black shoe polish to make her look like a Panda Bear then she would
be worth a lotta' money and maybe I could sell her.
As a plain ol cat I don't think I can get much money for her.
Russia died in Dec. 2015, on March 2016 I rescued Sam from the Aurora, Co. Pet Shelter. Sam has become a big cat with an entirely different personalty from Russia
RUSSIA NOW------------------------------------------------RUSSIA WITH A LITTLE SHOE POLISH ADDED
I THINK THAT AS A PANDA I COULD SELL HER
RUSSIA AS WALPAPER ON MY CELLPHONE
SHE LIKES TO SIT LIKE THIS AND WATCH ME WHEN I'M AT THE COMPUTER
10 Commandments Of
A Pet Owner
HOW TO TELL IF YOUR CAT IS PLANNING TO KILL YOU!!
35 Essential Life Lessons We Can Learn From Animals
RUSSIA CELEBRATING MEMORIAL DAY
THE ABOVE FILE IS BIG, 85 MB IN SIZE WILL TAKE A FEW MINUTES TO DOWNLOAD
IT'S RUSSIA OD'ING ON CAT NIP
Click on the picture above to see Russia in Training...she could'a been'a contender. (takes a while to download)
SHE LIKES TO SET IN A CHAIR BESIDE ME WITH HER FRONT LEGS
HANGING OVER THE ARM REST
WHEN I'M AT MY COMPUTER
She's a "fat" cat but I don't use the "F" word around
her, it hurts her feelings.
She's a good cat & she's very playful
Above she's Licking her paws
I think I embarrassed her when I got out of
the shower.
She said: "Oh shit put some clothes on"
She likes to play in boxs
Russia, pretending she's stalking a Deer
Resting After a tough day of stalking Deer
The Security Cat at rest
Russia's sister cat is a Muslim
I haven't felt real secure with Russia as the "Security
Cat"
(she sleeps all the time) and the only thing she seems to be able to hear
is when I pop the top on a can of cat food.
Times are getting tough so I thought I would be safer with a
"Security Dog" so I got one. Since I don't make a lot of money I
had to get a security dog that I could afford to feed and here she is. Hannah..................
Hannah is Russia's buddy, she's 4 Lbs of kick-ass courage and she really believes
she's a pit bull.
Just look at those "steeley" eyes. I can't imagine any burgler challenging
her.
Her name is Hannah, I was going to call her Nancy.. after
Nancy Pelosi because she is so mean
but PETA said they would sic the ACLU on to me if I did that.
Hannah is a lot prettier than Nancy Pelosi or Hillary Clinton.
But what the hell, they're all
Bitches.
Tomorrow I'm going to buy a skateboard for Hannah
to pull me on to keep her
in "security dog condition."
This is Hannah's Sister "The Revolutionary"
She's a reeeeeallllll bitch.
I DON'T THINK THEY HAD THE SAME DAD
SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND ENGLISH
This is Russia after living with me for a few years
Russia got sick and I had her put to sleep and later adopted another cat named Sam