George And The Parrot
Laura Bush bought George a parrot for his birthday.
She told Dick Cheney, "This bird is so smart! George has
already taught him to mispronounce over 200 words!"
"Wow, that's pretty impressive," Cheney said. "But,
you
must realize that he just says the words. He doesn't
understand what they mean."
"That's okay," Laura replied. "Neither does the
parrot."