Why did the Baker marry the Baseball Player????
Answer: To get a better BATTER!
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Why couldn't George Washington throw a dollar accross the Patomic today?
Answer: Because a dollar won't go as far now days
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Did you know that Buck Wheat of "The Little Rascles" has taken a Muslim name?
Answer: Now he's called Kream of Wheat
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No matter what situations life throws at you... no matter how long and treacherous your journey may seem... Remember, there is a light at the end of the tunnel
