Q. What is the difference between a
drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
Q. What's the difference between a G-spot
and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball
Q. Why do women skydivers wear Tampons?
A. So they don’t whistle on the way down.
Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice
safe sex?
A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!
Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it!
Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have
in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest
have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
Q.What is the difference between "
ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?
A. About three inches.
Q. Why do gay men wear ribbed condoms?
A. For traction in the mud.
Q: What's the difference between purple
and pink?
A. The grip.
Q. How do you find a blind man in a
nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend
and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend
and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make
eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Q: If the dove is the bird of peace,
what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.
Q: What is the difference between medium
and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
Q. Why do women rub their eyes when
they get up in the morning?
A. They don't have balls to scratch!
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