It doesn't matter what party you belong to -
this is hilarious. From a show
on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.
'Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got
to having a black man as President.
Number 1 - He played the sax.
Number 2 - He smoked weed.
Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check
from the government every month.
Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking
America's shelves this week with ' Clinton Soup,' in honor of one of the nations'most
distinguished men.
It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line
to honor Bill Clinton.
The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton
replied, 'I don't
know, I never had one.'
The Clinton revised judicial oath: 'I solemnly swear
to tell the truth as I
know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think
you need to know.'
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President
to do Hanky Panky
between Bushes.'
... ya gotta love it