Darwin The Redneck

A small Fargo Wild Animal Park acquired a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks, the gorilla, who was a female, became very difficult
to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the
problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no
male gorilla available.

Reflecting on their problem, the park administrator thought of Darwin
, a skinny little redneck part-time intern, who was responsible for
cleaning the animals' cages. Darwin, like most rednecks, had little
sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of most species and Darwin was not particular as to the species.
The park administrator thought they might have a solution. Darwin was
approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the
gorilla for $500.00? Darwin showed some interest, but said he would have
to think the matter over carefully.

The following day, Darwin announced that he would accept their offer, but
only under the following four conditions:

1. "First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her on the lips."
The park administrator quickly agreed to this condition.

2. "Second," Darwin said, "you must grant me distributor rights to the video.
The park administrator again readily agreed to this condition.

3. "Third," Darwin said, "I want all the offspring to be raised Southern
Baptist."
Once again the administrator agreed.

4. And last of all, Darwin stated: "You've got to give me another week to
come up with the $500.00."