My new diet
I used to have a Labrador retriever, and I was buying a large
bag of
Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I
had a dog(?). On impulse, I told her that, no, I was starting The Purina
Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the
hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an
intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices, and IVs in
both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that
the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry, and that the food is
nutritionally complete, so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by
now enthralled with my story,
Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned. I told her no; I'd been
sitting in the street licking my butt and a car hit me.
Moral:Be careful of Fad diets you try.