Senator Hillary Clinton was invited to
address a major gathering of The American Indian nation two weeks ago in upper
New York State . She spoke for almost an hour on her future plans for increasing
every Native American's present standard of living, should she one day become
the first female President.
She referred to her career as a New York Se nator, how she had signed "yes"
for every Indian issue that came to her desk for approval.. Although the Senator
was vague on the details of her plan, she seemed most enthusiastic about her future
ideas for helping her "red sisters and brothers".
At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a plaque
inscribed with her new Indian name - "Walking Eagle".
The proud Senator then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds. A news
reporter later inquired! of the group of chiefs of how they had come to select
the new name given to the Senator.
They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit
it can no longer fly.