Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot
girl in his office... but she was dating someone else.

One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, 'I'll give
you $100 if you let me have sex with you...'The girl looked at him, and
then said,'NO!'

Eddie said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you
bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.'

She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boy
friend...so she called him and explained the situation.

Her boy friend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really
fast He won't even be able to get his pants down.' She agreed
and accepts the proposal.

Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for
his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks
what happened.....? Still breathing hard, she managed to reply,
'The bastard had all quarters!'

Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in it's
entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed