Three football fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road.

They stopped and discovered an unconscious, nude woman.

Out of respect and propriety, the Redskins fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast.

The Dolphins fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast.

Following their lead, the Broncos fan took off his cap and placed over her nether region.

The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his investigation.

First, he lifted up the Redskins cap, looked, replaced it and wrote down a few notes.

Next, he lifted up the Dolphins cap, looked, replaced it and wrote down some more notes.

Then he lifted up the Broncos cap, looked, replaced it, scratched his head, lifted it again and looked, replaced it, thought for a minute then lifted it again, looked and finally replaced it before writing down some notes.

The Packers fan was getting a little upset and asked, "What are you, a pervert or something! Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?"

"Well," said the officer, "I'm simply surprised. Normally when I look under a Broncos cap I find an asshole."