Horse Back Riding

It was Saturday night and the preacher still had not been able to
think
of a sermon for the next morning. About 9 p.m. he finally said to his
wife, "Dear, I think I've come up with the perfect sermon. I'm going
to give a sermon about horseback riding." She said, "Don't be silly.
You can't give a sermon about horseback riding." He replied, "Well,
it's going to have to do because I've preached on just about every other
subject I can think of."
The next morning as they were driving to church, she said, "I can't
believe that you're insisting on doing this. You know, if you're
going to give that silly sermon on horseback riding, I'm just going to
stay in the car during the service." He said, "OK, then, suit yourself,"
so she stayed in the car.

Entering church, the preacher had a sudden inspiration and gave a
hell-fire and brimstone sermon on SEX that had the congregation in
awe.
As the congregation filed out of the church, some of the members saw
his wife sitting in the car and approached her. One of them said, "Wow!
You just missed the best sermon your husband has ever given."

She said, "Yeah, right! What does he know about it? He talks big but
he's only tried it twice in his life. Once before we were married and once
after- and he fell off both times!"