MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS

By Tiger Woods

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore

Foreword by George Soros

MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS

& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By Rev Jesse Jack son & Rev Al Sharpton

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

By Hillary Clinton

Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

By Bill Clinton

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

By Bill Gates

THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY

By Dennis Rodman

THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE

By Al Gore & John Kerry

GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

By Amelia Earhart

HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST

By Dr. Jack Kevorkian

TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE

By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell

GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

By Mike Tyson

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

By O. J. Simpson

HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY

By Ted Kennedy

MY BOOK OF MORALS

By Bill Clinton

With introduction by

The Rev. Jesse Jack son

HOW TO WIN A SUPERBOWL

BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS

AND, JUST ADDED

My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
By Nancy Pelosi

And the shortest book of them all......................

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

By Barack Obama