Tiger Woods' Mercedes
On a golf tour in Arkansas, Tiger Woods
drives his Mercedes Benz into a gas station in a remote part of the state.
The attendant at the pump greets him
in a typical redneck manner, completely unaware of who he is.
"You ain't from around here are
ya boy" says the attendant.
Tiger says "No" and bends forward
to pick up the nozzle.
As he does so, two tees fall out of his
shirt pocket onto the ground.
"What's them fer, son?" asks
the attendant.
"They're called tees" replies
Tiger.
"Well, what in tarnation are them
fer?" inquires the redneck.
"They're for resting my balls on
when I'm driving" says Tiger.
"Them boys at Mercedes thunk of everything don't they?, says the Redneck.